Inside Job

JBM Press

$ 25.00 


EDIT: Rogue One proved this shirt to be accurate! Yay, us!!

Let’s face it, we all know snub fighters armed with photon torpedoes cannot blow up a Death Star. It just can’t happen. First off, the exhaust port is only two meters wide; that’s twelve feet in diameter, for you non-metric readers.

Okay, so MAYBE some kid got a lucky shot down a tube as big around as a living room. And MAYBE those torpedoes went around corners and straight into the power reactor chamber, triggering a catastrophic explosion. And MAYBE the Empire was defeated.

Yeah, I didn’t think so either. My money’s on Vader and his cronies. I bet they did it.

White on black, all styles.

Art/Design: JBM Press